Sponsored by Lemmings
Formerly known as Shame Latrine
ELO Rating: 967
Record: 32-38
8 seasons

Date Opponent ELO after match
Mar 10th 2020 Grandma Ain't No Floozy 967 -6
Mar 3rd 2020 When Push Comes to Shuffle 973 +7
Feb 25th 2020 Curling Wannabees 966 +10
Feb 18th 2020 The New Originals 956 -6
Feb 11th 2020 Shuff Boyardee 962 -7
Feb 4th 2020 Orca Sliders 969 -4
Jan 28th 2020 Hell's Kitchen 973 -6
Jan 21st 2020 The Golden Girls 979 -10
Jan 14th 2020 Son of a Biscuit 989 +7
Nov 5th 2019 Shuffshank Redemption 982 -8
Oct 29th 2019 Team Bell's Beer 990 -7
Oct 22nd 2019 When Push Comes to Shuffle 997 +7
Oct 15th 2019 The New Originals 990 +9
Oct 8th 2019 The Salty Biscuits 981 +8
Oct 1st 2019 Puck Nasty 973 -5
Sep 24th 2019 The Biscuit Bangers 978 -7
Sep 17th 2019 Shuffshank Redemption 985 -8
Sep 10th 2019 The Pollo Banditos 993 +7
Aug 13th 2019 The Hottest Team 986 +8
Aug 6th 2019 Truffle Shuffle 978 +10
Jul 30th 2019 Herniated Discs 968 -7
Jul 23rd 2019 The Hottest Team 975 -8
Jul 16th 2019 Natural Villains 983 +7
Jul 9th 2019 Grandma Ain't No Floozy 976 +10
Jul 2nd 2019 Summer Shufflerz 966 -4
Jun 25th 2019 Slide into my DMs 970 -8
Jun 18th 2019 Biscuit Bumpers 978 -7
May 28th 2019 Hell's Kitchen 985 +8
May 21st 2019 The Hottest Team 977 -8
May 14th 2019 Shuffalumps & Woozles 985 -8
May 7th 2019 Hell's Kitchen 993 -8
Apr 30th 2019 Tang Bang 1001 -7
Apr 23rd 2019 Biscuit Bumpers 1008 +8
Apr 16th 2019 Nature Boys 1000 +7
Apr 9th 2019 Pun-free Shuffling 993 -6
Apr 2nd 2019 Wild Tang 999 +8
Mar 12th 2019 Herniated Discs 991 -8
Mar 5th 2019 The Tangge-Uppes 999 +8
Feb 26th 2019 Herniated Discs 991 +8
Feb 19th 2019 Summer of Jim 983 -7
Feb 12th 2019 Hell's Kitchen 990 -8
Feb 5th 2019 Tang Bang 998 -7
Jan 29th 2019 Biscuit Bumpers 1005 -8
Jan 22nd 2019 Risk It For The Biscuit 1013 -7
Jan 15th 2019 Nunya Biscuits 1020 -9
Nov 6th 2018 The Limp Biscuits 1029 +7
Oct 30th 2018 Highway to the Tanger Zone 1022 +7
Oct 23rd 2018 Gucci Tang, Gucci Tang, Gucci Tang 1015 +7
Oct 16th 2018 Chi Town Mooks 1008 +6
Oct 9th 2018 Biscuit Boiz 1002 -6
Oct 2nd 2018 I thought this was curling 1008 +7
Sep 25th 2018 Guido and the Biscotti Bunch 1001 -8
Sep 18th 2018 Club Moist 1009 -8
Sep 11th 2018 Boardinary People 1017 -9
Aug 14th 2018 Nature Boys 1026 +7
Aug 7th 2018 Guido and the Biscotti Bunch 1019 -8
Jul 31st 2018 Chi Town Mooks 1027 +6
Jul 24th 2018 Bonavista Condo Association 1021 -8
Jul 17th 2018 Big Baller Biscuits 1029 -9
Jul 10th 2018 Tangers & Bangers 1038 +7
Jul 3rd 2018 Grandma Ain't No Floozy 1031 +7
Jun 26th 2018 Wu Tang Financial 1024 +7
May 29th 2018 Handynasty 1017 +8
May 22nd 2018 Hot Stuff and the Brady Bunch 1009 +7
May 15th 2018 Bonavista Condo Association 1002 +8
May 8th 2018 Bag O' Disks 994 +7
May 1st 2018 The Limp Biscuits 987 -7
Apr 24th 2018 Fat Lil' Girls 994 +8
Apr 17th 2018 Chi Town Mooks 986 -7
Apr 10th 2018 Biscuit Boiz 993 -7